Will write papers. Cost: belly rubs and peanut butter.
Sorry for stealing your pillows, mom. And snoring. Jk I’m not. Good luck sleeping tonight.
Oh hey, mom. I see you have popcorn over there, and you know I don’t. There’s a problem with this situation.
Mom, you know they say that sharing is caring. No gimme what you are eating!
I got an early birthday present from Ed! and Jiggles’ mom! Thanks for making me the coolest corgi in Kansas.